Origato and Mazel Tov

Juan's Unicorn

I'll be waiting for that Letterman sketch to pop up any day now.

so amazing

The Aftermath

A very readable account of what the hell happened.

it was the freshest move i've ever seen

like he was floating on air.

Tell me how my ass tastes

I'm a horse.

Kobe you can't do without me.

Personally I cannot wait for the Portuguese Breakfast