not bad, samberg

Guaranteed Oscar

A classic moment.

I've been meaning to....

You're Welcome.

We've been slacking...

And I hope to rejuvenate things now that finals approach.



I'm sorry/You're welcome.

that hot club ish

durham wtih the dub deuce spinzees and sub in the trunk...oh highschool

yall know the name

this is the song my alarm clock played for freshman year of college:

Oh Kels...

this talking dump of a bouncer

if you haven't started watching it's always sunny i strongly suggest you start immediately.

back when it was well written and clever

interesting article...

http://www.slate.com/id/2198522/

and if you look at the picture, i believe you'll notice a cameo appearance from one of jon's good friends. or perhaps that's his purple cousin.

I make it flood...now you're gonna need a boat

no explanation needed.

fire video

8ball's name check at the end would make an amazing playlist

R.I.P.

arguably the best rendition ever...gives me the chills every time

you know the rules of the game...

as usual

i have nothing meaningful to contribute. so enjoy this:

My new company

And yes, I am obviously the one of the left.

Origato and Mazel Tov

Juan's Unicorn

I'll be waiting for that Letterman sketch to pop up any day now.

so amazing

The Aftermath

A very readable account of what the hell happened.

it was the freshest move i've ever seen

like he was floating on air.

Tell me how my ass tastes

I'm a horse.

Kobe you can't do without me.

Personally I cannot wait for the Portuguese Breakfast

oh sheed ice that motha*****

i was looking for a sheed T'd up video and came across this gem and couldn't pass it up. also, enjoy

like dough, light dro, nitro, might flow, nice clothes

just cuz.

best thing i've seen in a while

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

The thumbnail in the corner showing the actual clip makes it even more impressive.

ohhhh yes

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

looks like that penguin is enjoying his portuguese breakfast.

been so long

i remember seeing an uncensored version of this on BET late night once in high school... pretty sure my jaw hit the floor.

trizz nathaniel to you

about midway through, this gets completely out of control. possibly the funniest rap skit of all time just because funkmaster flex's reaction is clearly unscripted.

the worst movie ever made

But actually a great clip amid the wreckage...Timberlake, the Diesel, and a great song.





And in case you have 10 minutes to waste. Stifler, the Rock, Buffy and Jon Lovitz, though he's dead by now (spoiler alert). This is after two and a half hours, you'd think there would be a better way to end the monstrosity.

That doesn't taste like chicken, it tastes like soup.

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute

yes

Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

well, you always left me satisfied and smiling

fire sale

evacuate the schoolchildren.

got her toes done up with her fingernails matchin'

in honor of opening day...

well, noone's going to top that

The random "Buster" shout out in the middle makes me die every time. Also, I'm so sorry I've just created the precedent for this blog to be an AD clip orgy.

no, no buddy

apparently, we're not the only ones that hate it. there are entire discussions revolving around the stupidity of this commercial:

here

and here (they also hate on the hilarious long distance phone commercial that shows up on FSC so often)

also... http://nonobuddy.ytmnd.com/

Arsenal Gets Its Bear Stearns On

Needs no explanation.

Possibly the most genius combination of two of the worst realities in 5FN today. Also throws in a good Duke line for the hell of it.

there can be no doubt...

the name of this man is tyler perry.

i'm 5000% sure

congratulations, jon.

balancez vos coudes!

Learn French with Luda:

space age 4 eva

wtf bear

i know this is quite a departure from my normal range of blog-posts, or blosts, but after the insanity that unraveled this morning i wanted to give you a glimpse into the spectacle that is my place of employment. the picture attached is the graph of bear's stock price today, from market open at 9:30 AM for the next half hour. yes, that is the dollar price, and yes it dropped 50% in 30 minutes. awesome.

i invented the piano key necktie

hoes, heifers, hee-haw's, and hoolihoo's

Yeah you know what I’m saying, like, real hatin’ man, that’s like an art form man, you know it’s like you- you like born a hater, you know like myself man, you know. Lotta cats think they hatin' but man I mean, I’m mad - you know I’m mad at everything, man you know, brotha got a nice car, man why you got a car, man? I only got one car, why you got - why you got three cars or a wife or all that man? I mean that’s played out, man.

boy please, whatever

do the worm...

"correlation between freak and leek based on contemporary african american nomenclature"

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/

smells like god's vagina

operator, connect me to the moon.

there is nothing to say

mammal banana

Tyler Perry.