in honor of opening day...

well, noone's going to top that

The random "Buster" shout out in the middle makes me die every time. Also, I'm so sorry I've just created the precedent for this blog to be an AD clip orgy.

no, no buddy

apparently, we're not the only ones that hate it. there are entire discussions revolving around the stupidity of this commercial:

here

and here (they also hate on the hilarious long distance phone commercial that shows up on FSC so often)

also... http://nonobuddy.ytmnd.com/

Arsenal Gets Its Bear Stearns On

Needs no explanation.

Possibly the most genius combination of two of the worst realities in 5FN today. Also throws in a good Duke line for the hell of it.

there can be no doubt...

the name of this man is tyler perry.

i'm 5000% sure

congratulations, jon.

balancez vos coudes!

Learn French with Luda:

space age 4 eva

wtf bear

i know this is quite a departure from my normal range of blog-posts, or blosts, but after the insanity that unraveled this morning i wanted to give you a glimpse into the spectacle that is my place of employment. the picture attached is the graph of bear's stock price today, from market open at 9:30 AM for the next half hour. yes, that is the dollar price, and yes it dropped 50% in 30 minutes. awesome.

i invented the piano key necktie

hoes, heifers, hee-haw's, and hoolihoo's

Yeah you know what I’m saying, like, real hatin’ man, that’s like an art form man, you know it’s like you- you like born a hater, you know like myself man, you know. Lotta cats think they hatin' but man I mean, I’m mad - you know I’m mad at everything, man you know, brotha got a nice car, man why you got a car, man? I only got one car, why you got - why you got three cars or a wife or all that man? I mean that’s played out, man.

boy please, whatever

do the worm...

"correlation between freak and leek based on contemporary african american nomenclature"

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/

smells like god's vagina

operator, connect me to the moon.

there is nothing to say

mammal banana

Tyler Perry.